The Kingdom of KENTAI kingdom is a mid-sized, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 62 million KENTAI kingdomians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The strong KENTAI kingdomian economy, worth 3.11 trillion Dollers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 50,199 Dollers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 301,331 per year while the poor average 3,783, a ratio of 79.6 to 1.

Organ donation is compulsory, genetic researchers have been expelled, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. KENTAI kingdom's national animal is the Cerburus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

KENTAI kingdom is ranked 45,560^th in the world and 139^th in Concord for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,757.29 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.